Want The Musketeer all to yerself? 🏴☠️
Me ship be available for private hire — she’ll drop anchor at yer venue and bring the puzzles, the panic and the pirates directly to you!
All ye need to provide is yer crew and yer competitive spirit. 😄
WHAT’S INCLUDED ✅
When ye hire The Musketeer ye get:
🚐 Fully self-contained caravan — arrives, sets up, entertains
🦵 The Pirates Leg — Long John Silver’s gnarly knobbly leg and all
⏳ 20 minutes per group of up to 6 buccaneers
🔁 Multiple sessions throughout yer event
🏴☠️ The Captain herself in full pirate regalia 😄
📍 We come to YOU — yer venue, yer event, yer adventure
PERFECT FOR 🎯
💍 Weddings — drinks receptions, pre-ceremony gaps, evening entertainment
🏢 Corporate fun days and away days
🎪 Private festivals and fetes
🎉 Any occasion where ye need to separate the buccaneers from the landlubbers 😄
Available across Warwickshire, Worcestershire, Herefordshire, Gloucestershire and beyond — distant ports may incur a small shipping fuel charge ⛽🏴☠️
SHOW US YER GOLD 💰
Every voyage be different — the shipping fuel required to reach distant ports, the number of sessions needed, whether ye be needin’ one room or two…
So rather than a fixed rate, the Captain prefers a chat first. 😄
Fire yer details to info@minimindquests.com and we’ll work out what yer adventure will cost ye — no hidden treasure required. 😂
THE CAP’N’S ABANDON SHIP RULES
The Captain understands that sometimes the seas be unpredictable and plans must change. 🌊
However — The Musketeer be a busy vessel and cancelled voyages cost the Captain dearly.
The following terms apply to all cancellations:
⚓ More than 14 days before the event: The Captain will return yer deposit in full — no hard feelings, no sharks involved. 🦈😄
⚓ Less than 14 days before the event: The deposit be retained by the Captain — the crew still needs payin’ ye understand. 😬💰
⚓ Less than 48 hours before the event: The full amount be retained — the Captain has already loaded the cargo, plotted the course and polished the leg. 🦵😂
The Captain reserves the right to cancel in the event of severe weather, mechanical failure or acts of Davy Jones himself. ⚓
In such cases a full refund will be issued — or an alternative date offered if ye prefer. 💛
By payin’ yer deposit ye be agreein’ to these terms — now stop readin’ and go find that leg! 😂🏴☠️
FOR THE BIGGER ADVENTURE 🎩
Hostin’ a grand event and one room just won’t cut it, ye greedy buccaneer? 😄
Mad as a Hatter can join forces with The Musketeer — bringin’ TWO fully themed escape rooms to yer event!
🦵 The Pirates Leg — aboard The Musketeer 👑 The Scents of Humour — inside Mad as a Hatter
Two rooms. Double the chaos. One very angry Queen of Hearts who has still not found her Scents of Humour. 😂👑
Now — a word from yer Captain on the matter of Mad as a Hatter: ⚓
The Musketeer be a nimble vessel — she drops anchor, puts her steadies down and she be ready for action. 🚐✅
Mad as a Hatter however… she be a altogether grander operation. 😄
The gazebo takes considerable time to rig — so the bigger adventure requires:
⛺ A minimum of 2 days and 1 night — to allow the Captain time to set up Mad as a Hatter properly 🔌 Electric hook up — or somewhere to plug in (the Queen of Hearts has certain standards, ye understand) 👑😄
The Musketeer herself don’t strictly need electric hook up for a single day event — though she do appreciate it. 😊
And coming soon — The Musketeer will be getting her very own air conditioning. ❄️🚐
Because even pirates deserve to be comfortable. 😂
HOW IT WORKS ⚓
Hirin’ The Musketeer be simpler than findin’ Long John Silver’s leg — and considerably less dangerous: 😄
1. 📧 Fire a message to info@minimindquests.com with yer date, location and how many be in your crew
2. ⚓ The Captain will check if me ship be still in port for yer date
3. 💛 We’ll agree the details and confirm yer voyage
4. 🚐 The Musketeer drops anchor at yer venue ready for adventure
5. 🦵 Yer crew attempts to find the Capn’s missing leg
Most don’t. 😂
The sharks be well fed. 🦈